Vroompa /vrúmpə/ (male)

Whether it is the unintentional reference to Oompa Loompas or perhaps the Roomba®, no one can deny there is an element of dutiful servility built into the very fabric of this name. Also undeniable, however, is the oily reek of high-octane street racing, which is of course due entirely to the powerhouse first syllable, “Vroom.” This strange combination of elements provides the name with the same sort of complex flavour that has made fusion cuisine so very popular. The end result is a name that is happy to serve, and to do so with all the power and efficiency of a finely tuned internal combustion engine.

“The papers were almost signed and then Vroompa had to go and cock up the deal by opening his big mouth.”