Victoriald /vɪktɔ́riəld/ (male)

Contrary to popular belief, Victor and Victoria are not a male/female name pair. In actual fact, the two names originated at very different times in very different places (see NameOriginsMagazine.com for details). So, to celebrate Canada’s Victoria Day, we thought we would remind the world that the true male counterpart to Victoria is in fact Victoriald. Even a completely tasteless fool can see that Victoriald leaves Victor in the dust where pomp and elegance are concerned. It’s rumoured that Prince William and Kate Middleton had decided that – if their child was male – he would be called Victoriald. Unfortunately, since the child is female, they settled on the rather forgettable Charlotte.

“Victoriald thinks he’s better than us.”