Tweelird /twílərd/ (male)

This name is small and unassuming, perfect for conveying a small-town sensibility and all the trappings that tend to go with it. While Tweelird clearly owes royalties to Willard and several other names, many have called it “the spiritual successor of Earl,” and we here at World’s Best Baby Names are inclined to agree. Though couched in humility, this name has an undeniable spark. Whether or not that spark burns hot enough to birth a flame will be up to your child.
“Tweelird’s 18 years old, but he still tends to choke on grapes if we forget to cut them up.”