Tiphaneck /tɪ́fənɛk/ (female)

White parents who are bored with the pretty delicacy of the name ‘Tiffany’ may want to consider this new gem, which maintains the old favourite’s beauty while adding a thick, gristly charm you can almost taste. This name goes for the jugular and bites down hard, so it’s no surprise that one out of five babies born in 2015 have been named 'Tiphaneck.’

“Tiphaneck takes fortune cookies way too seriously.”