Têteness /tɛ́tənəs/ (male)

Often criticized for being aurally identical to the bacterial disease, Tetanus, this name sets itself apart from its phonetic twin with an absolutely delightful implementation of ’tête,’ the French word for head. While the team at Bernard Stokely Naming responsible for Têteness’s creation are being typically tight-lipped about the intended meaning, most name enthusiasts agree this multifaceted gem proudly carries elements of intelligence, logic, and general right-headedness. That being the case, it should surprise no one that this name has a substantial following growing amongst white parents who fancy themselves intelligent.

“Têteness acts like he invented pubic cornrows.”