Swervith /swə́rvɪ̀θ/ (male)

Just as a well-designed car can allow one to effectively navigate obstacles on a highway, so can a well-designed name allow one to weave safely through the obstacles that litter the highway of life. If you haven’t already guessed, Swervith is just such a name. This aura of maneuverability is clearly due to the artful incorporation of the word ‘swerve,’ an element which pairs extremely well with the almost aristocratic tone of the name’s conclusory ‘ith.’

“I don’t like it when Swervith looks at me. He has eyes like two piss-holes in a snowbank.”