Spinch /spɪ́ntʃ/ (male)

That this name sounds oddly like a nickname a boy might get on some 1950s playground is not a bad thing. In fact, that archaic weight is the name’s greatest strength. It is brand new, yet it smells like the dust of old summers. Look for this one to really take off in 2015.

“Spinch has so many girly posters in his room, you can’t even see the walls!”