Spedank /spədǽŋk/ (male)
What began as a slang term for a particularly hard spanking has recently been reborn as a name whose creators claim is intended as a protest against such foul and outdated acts of parental brutality. All parent/child politics aside, however, Spedank is truly a name that catches the attention and holds it. With a floating first syllable that leads inevitably into the sharply percussive second, Spedank makes a real impression, even if that impression is in the shape of an open hand.
“Showing quite a bit of skin, aren’t we, Spedank?”