Spadzy /spǽdsi/ (male)

The scent of rich leather and tobacco leaves hangs heavy around this very special new name that desperately wants to sound like it was born in the old country. Purists should note that, despite this name’s Italian verve, it was actually designed by an German-Irish kindergarten teacher from Dubuque. This shouldn’t deter anyone from considering the name for their baby boy, as its beauty — while not deeply rooted in history — is quite undeniable.

“If Spadzy put half as much effort into our relationship as he puts into downloading porn, maybe I’d still be in love with him.”