Shyttley /ʃítli/ (male)

It’s time we as a society moved past being put off or amused by names that include sounds typically associated with profanity. Take Shyttley, for example. Largely unpopular because of the snickers it tends to draw from the immature, this name is groundbreaking in its structure. According to Dr. Anders Welker, an expert in the field of Name Science, Shyttley is a scientifically perfect name. Knowing that, you can be sure that — if you find Shyttley hard to stomach — the problem is not the name, but you. Grow up.

“Shyttley’s handshake itself is firm, but the flesh of his hands is disgustingly soft.”