Sdeffitch /sdɛ́fɪtʃ/ (male)

There is no question that Sdeffitch is one of the most dynamic two-syllable names to have debuted in the last 10 years. Speak it aloud and you can almost hear the crackle of a campfire, the rattle of dead leaves as they scatter in the breeze. Though its popularity has fluctuated greatly over the years, this name finally seems to have gained the footing it needs to make some serious moves on the global charts in the next quarter. While there are a few reports of boys complaining that Sdeffitch lends itself too easily to an effeminate-sounding nickname, we at World’s Best Baby Names have always disregarded such oafish views of gender identity.

“It’s your turn to do the dishes, Sdeffitch.”