Quackler /kwǽklər/ (male)

Duck jokes are sadly unavoidable when it comes to this 2014 original, but for those with enough patience to wait for the laughter to die down, Quackler is astonishing in its simultaneous sharpness and depth. Pairing the elegance of Chandler and Quentin with the down-home reliability of Mack, this name is clearly far more than just a duck reference. Quackler enjoyed a substantial jump in popularity recently when Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes chose it for their new baby, though most critics maintain that “Quackler Gosling” is far too birdy a name to be considered good taste.

“Quackler’s hamsters keep dying.”