Porc-Toc /pɔ́rktɒ́k/ (female)

While double-barrelled first names have seen a slight dip in global popularity over the first few weeks of 2015, Porc-Toc seems to be bucking this trend without even breaking a sweat. The reason for the name’s sudden popularity is hard to put into words, but you only need to hear it once in order to know that it has something very special to offer the world.

“I wish I could be the type of guy that could date a girl like Porc-Toc.”