Phlaphlan /flǽflən/ (male/female)

First impressions aren’t this name’s strong suit, often sounding like repetitive gibberish the first 50 to 100 times a listener hears it. Studies have shown, however, that once this one clicks for people — as it inevitably does with continued exposure — it clicks with an absolute vengeance. This scientifically proven fact (documentation can be found at NameScience.org) means that fans of the long game are jumping on the Phlaphlan bandwagon in droves. This name is also notable for an effortless unisex construction that ensures no child will get left out of the party.

“You know what? Phlaphlan isn’t such a bad name after all.”