Ningles /nɪ́ŋgəlz/ (female)

This new juggernaut of the charts has an undeniably festive charm, but experts warn that parents should wait several days/weeks before applying this name to a newborn. The good-natured tone of the name – while undoubtedly infectious – can be surprisingly problematic should the child prove to be ill-tempered. Should you avoid this potential speed-bump, however, there’s no telling how high your little Ningles might fly.

“Ningles claims she never watches television.”