Klegg /klɛ́g/ (female)

While this no-nonsense spark plug may initially sound like a boy’s name, a few moments of scrutiny inevitably reveal the feminine beauty that lurks just below this name’s cold, industrial surface. It is recommended, during a Klegg’s childhood, to use two-syllable nicknames like ‘Kleggy’ and 'Kleggers’ in order to provide some warmth. This will prevent the child from becoming too soulless. Some parents have attempted to appear unique by altering the number of g’s in the name (as in 'Kleg’ or 'Kleggg’), but this disgusting practice should be avoided at all costs.

“When it comes to baskets, Klegg prefers wicker to shaved wood.”