Gorbachad /gɔ́rbətʃæd/ (male)

For Chad lovers who also wish to pay homage to former President of the Soviet Union, Mikhail Gorbachev, this odd duck of a name may well meet your incredibly specific needs. It should be noted, though, that the niche nature of Gorbachad is literally the only drawback to a name that positively forces its way off the tongue. Bursting with sloppy fervour, this name is almost as unique as Gorbachev’s trademark beauty splotch. The buzz in the naming community is that the name may even be gaining popularity amongst people who have never heard of Mikhail Gorbachev, but only time will tell if this is the case.

“Why would Gorbachad give me such an expensive gift? I barely know him.”