Glurve /glə́rv/ (male)
Much like confetti or glitter, this name spreads a sort of superficial joy wherever it goes while tending to leave a mess in its wake. For parents who habitually party with no thought of tomorrow and expect to pass this trait on to their offspring, this name will fit like a Glurve. The name’s global popularity has taken a slight downturn in the last few months, but this trend is expected to reverse itself by the end of the year.
“Glurve is really particular about the way his eggs are cooked.”