Finchafoof /fɪ́ntʃəfúf/ (male)

This name just smells like money; the kind of money you don’t disrespect. As such, anyone who would claim this name sounds ‘silly’ can expect to be viewed as a dumb peasant by those who know better. Typically, Finchafoofs tend to go by ‘Finch’ in most situations, saving the magical formality of the full name for their honorary PhDs, commemorative plaques and, of course, tombstones. This name also lends itself favourably to alliteration, as in the name 'Finchafoof Frederick Ford.’

“Finchafoof gave me a look that said I would come to regret not accepting his offer.”