Duggluns /də́glənz/ (male)

A timeless staple of affluent Middle America ever since it arrived in the mid-1960s, Duggluns is a name that simply screams wealth and class. This solid rock of a name was first coined when Spencer Cabot III, breaking three generations of tradition, attempted to name his firstborn son Douglas. It has long been debated whether it was Cabot who misspoke, or the clerk at the Arlington County Naming Office who misheard. We may never know the truth, but wherever the fault lies, the result was one of America’s most beloved names. Whether your son is driving the speedboat or water skiing behind it, Duggluns is a name that will take him to the top and keep him there.

“No, Duggluns, I don’t know who your father is.”