Crustuphruh /krə́stəfrə/ (male)

Sometimes it only takes the slightest of tweaks to completely rejuvenate an old favourite. Such is the case with Crustuphruh, a name so brand new the paint has barely had a chance to dry. This unique twist on the stale classic, ‘Christopher,’ has the entire baby-naming industry in an absolute frenzy. With its dry, almost mocking tone – not to mention the incredibly rare triple-'uh’ – this name could breathe life into even the most boring of children.

“Crustuphruh is out back chasing birds.”