Crundy? /krə́ndi?/ (female)

Continuing the hot new trend of using inappropriate punctuation as yet another way to render a name ‘unique,’ Crundy? is blasting through the global charts with reckless abandon. This brand new name may be in the form of a question, but the naming public’s united response has been a resounding ‘yes!’ The critical response, of course, has been somewhat tepid. While most reasonable critics admit that the name is quite lovely, those with more traditional tastes frown on the use of the question mark, calling the move both ‘pathetic’ and ‘misguided.’ Pathetic and misguided or not, Crundy? is all the rage.

“I think Crundy? has been stealing medication from the patients.”