Cottswatt /kɑ́tswɑt/ (male)

We’ve all heard the phrase ‘Cottswatt is the new Scott,’ and that’s really all there is to say about this new staple. Cottswatt takes the potential for both failure and greatness that we’ve come to know so well in the name 'Scott,’ and doubles it. Does it really matter then that the name’s origin and roots are shrouded in mystery?
“Cottswatt never forgot a name in his life, though he sure could forget his glasses!”