Clovenus /klovínəs/ (female)

Chloe, Cloves of garlic, cloven hooves, Venus the planet, Venus the goddess of love and beauty, etc., this name bursts at the seams with potent references that infuse it with a complex cocktail of depth and elegance. As enchanting as it is practical, Clovenus is a name that any baby girl would be lucky to have. Some parents choose to shorten the ‘E’ sound to discourage genital rhyming, but while this practice may save your daughter from a few adolescent embarrassments, it will also rob her name of its very soul.

“Clovenus used to eat spiders when she was a little girl.”