Chosticle /tʃɑ́stɪkəl/ (male)

Chosticle is a guy you want on your side when you’re negotiating a million dollar contract, but ‘Chos’ (the accepted short form of Chosticle) is a guy who can party all night. Such is the enchanting charm of this 2011 original that critic Douga Knightly famously referred to as “A suit jacket you can wear with formal attire, OR just throw on over a Nirvana T-shirt!” Since its arrival on the scene, Chosticle hasn’t really had any bad years. Looking at the numbers as we approach the end of January, this trend looks set to continue.

“Does anyone besides Chosticle think they know the answer to this one?”