Centigraham /sɛ́ntəgréəm/ (male)

No one expected Centigraham to succeed, especially after the immediate and catastrophic failure of Kilograham, a name which was conceived under the incorrect belief that weight could be added to the featherlight classic, Graham, by ham-handedly tacking a fairly large unit of metric measurement onto it. Oddly enough, it seems the humility of its lesser denomination has allowed Centigraham to mesh seamlessly with Graham where its predecessor could not. This wee name’s beauty, then, is one that comes from accuracy rather than irony or superficiality. Though experiments have begun with the name Milligraham, they are still in early stages and have yet to yield any concrete results.

“When you see Centigraham, you tell him I want his shit out of here by Friday.”