Brenwa /brɛ́nwɑ/ (female)

This name has that that vapid, pretentious quality so favoured these days by middle-class whites. Oddly enough, however, this name is currently being embraced by all races to varying degrees. A simple reformulation of Brenda, this name should not be as popular as the statistics show it to be. Nevertheless, Brenwa is here to stay.

“If you lent it to Brenwa, you’ll probably never see it again.”