Bolognyeti /bəlónjɛ́ti/ (male)

Every few years a name comes along that is destined to be a timeless classic, and Bolognyeti is that name. With clear references to both deli meats and the abominable snowman, this name tends to work best for physically imposing children. Should one choose to use this name on a small-framed child, however, the resulting irony tends to be more charming than off-putting. Regardless of body type, this name packs clout for the ages and is destined to be a big winner in 2017.

“Carmine’s sending Bolognyeti? Christ, I’m a dead man.”