Blunch /blə́ntʃ/ (female)

Though this name obviously bears great similarity to meal-based words like ‘lunch’ and ‘brunch,’ it somehow manages to steer clear of coming off as just a meal reference. In actual fact, Blunch pays most of its royalties to Blanche. By altering Blanche’s only audible vowel, the overall sound of the new name is drastically tightened. Additionally, the removal of Blanche’s decorative ‘E’ is an interesting stylistic choice which strips the name of all of its pretension but none of its elegance.

“Everyone, this is Blunch. She lives upstairs.”