Blebworst /blɛ́bwərst/ (male)

This name is disgusting, evocative of rotten sausage, rancid butter and many other types of spoiled food. One can only imagine what kind of monster would be cruel enough to saddle their child with this name. Still, Blebworst has somehow crept into 98th place in the Global Top 100, causing many in the naming community to shake their heads in confusion and dismay. This is not one of the world’s best baby names. It is, however, one of the most popular, which is the only reason it has been admitted to these illustrious halls.

“Blebworst disappeared three years ago. Some people say he lives in the woods north of town.”