Benjigoth /bɛ́ndʒəgɑθ/ (male)

If current trends in baby-naming continue, the name ‘Benjamin’ will be all but extinct by as early as 2025. No need to worry, though. Benjigoth is here to fill that hole with more style and panache than Benjamin could ever muster. Currently seated 78th in NameGame.org’s 2017 Top 100, Benjigoth maintains Benjamin’s sense of knockabout fun, while the presence of the word ‘goth’ adds a healthy dose of sullen charm that stops short of plunging the name into total despair.

“I like it when you stop by, Benjigoth, but every day is too much.”