Bandoleash /bæ̀ndəlɪ́ʃ/ (female)

Extra! Extra! The menacing functionality of a bandolier meets the deceptively limited freedom of a leash in a new name that experts and amateurs simply can’t get enough of! There’s no denying that three-syllable names are in this season, but few combine form and function with as much artistry as this name does. This is no simple feat, yet Bandoleash makes it look easy. Expecting a baby girl? Put this one at the top of your list.

“Bandoleash is sitting on the toilet right now. Can I take a message?”