Babaluart /bɑ́bɑlúərt/ (male)

Baby-naming guru, Faith Horton, famously said “Any name with ‘baba’ in it is destined to be not just a success, but a classic as well.” Babaluart is proof that she was absolutely right. The ghosts of Bob, Baloo and Stuart haunt this complex four-syllable masterpiece, but don’t let that scare you away. Experts are predicting that — if current trends continue — by 2035, most men going by ‘Bob’ won’t be Roberts, but Babaluarts.

“Babaluart doesn’t like anyone else touching his barbecue.”