Arisosceles /ɛ́rəsɒ́səlìz/ (male)

Philosophy, Maths, Politics: Such are the disciplines conjured in one’s mind on hearing this enchanting moniker for the first time. And while first impressions are often wrong, such is not the case here. In fact, studies have shown (for details, check out NameData.edu) that a statistically significant number of children with Arisosceles as their given name do in fact excel in philosophy, maths and politics. Whether this result can be attributed to the name itself, or merely to growing up under the type of overbearing parent who would choose it, we may never know.

“At that moment, Arisosceles truly believed he had been put on this earth to dance.”