Names don’t get more retro-modern than Koilert. No wonder, then, that it has become incredibly popular amongst children of the 1980s who are now old enough to be having children of their own. Like the coiled wire of a makeshift electromagnet, Koilert exudes an elemental power that isn’t always obvious to the naked eye. With loose ties to Kyle, Doyle and Herbert (or, perhaps, Q*Bert), Koilert has something these other names all lack: style.
“Fine. You can sleep over at Koilert’s house, but if he shows you one of those movies again, you’re never going back.”