To name a child God would be pompous and tacky. Naming a child Gahhd, on the other hand, is the height of culture and good taste. While divine power still resonates through the remarkable depths of this lone syllable, the inclusion of “ahh” as the very core of the name also brings an undeniable aura of casual relief. Given this name’s rising popularity and the fact that it is perfect for a boy or a girl, even atheists will have no trouble “finding Gahhd” over the next few years.
“Do you think Gahhd knows we can hear him through the wall?”