Pipwitch /pɪ́pwɪtʃ/ (male)
Fans of the Dickens novel, Great Expectations, will no doubt gravitate toward this name, which is an artful combination of Pip and...
Gentropy /dʒɛ́ntrəpi/ (male)
Like Talkleston before it, this name has recently found significant popularity amongst our nation’s most privileged citizens. This is...
Centigraham /sɛ́ntəgréəm/ (male)
No one expected Centigraham to succeed, especially after the immediate and catastrophic failure of Kilograham, a name which was conceived...
Victoriald /vɪktɔ́riəld/ (male)
Contrary to popular belief, Victor and Victoria are not a male/female name pair. In actual fact, the two names originated at very...
Faithel /féθəl/ (female)
The name Faith has always lacked something of the tangible. This, of course, is due to the fact that the very definition of faith is “a...
Trichelin /trɪ́ʃələn/ (female)
This name’s greatest weakness is that one must be aware of its spelling in order to really ‘get’ its aural aesthetic. When hearing the...
Rhondle /rɑ́ndəl/ (male/female)
Never have two names been more aptly combined than in this elegant marriage of Rhonda and Randle. Already sharing many attributes prior...
Maxifrax /mǽksəfræks/ (male)
Unless you’ve had your ears plugged for the last six months, you’ve no doubt already come across this spiffy little number. With a...
Gorrott /gɔ́rɑt/ (male)
It may be impossible to see this name as anything but a combination of the words “gore” and “rot.” It is meaty in the worst way...
Bronando /bronǽndo/ (male)
Over the last few years, millions of self-proclaimed “bros” have begun simultaneously aging into parenthood. We in the industry knew this...
