Politrixia /pɑ́lətrɪ̀ksiə/ (female)
Five-syllable names are generally considered far too unwieldy to make it onto the global charts, but this recent entry from the Hyper...
Pertheuth /pə́rθiəθ/ (male)
Pertheuth is the latest in the barrage of faux-lisp names that have been exploding out of the American midwest this last year. While this...
Porkas /pɔ́rkəs/ (female)
Based loosely on the biblical name, Dorcas, Porkas was commissioned by the swine industry as part of their ‘Pretty in Pork’ public-image...
Pipwitch /pɪ́pwɪtʃ/ (male)
Fans of the Dickens novel, Great Expectations, will no doubt gravitate toward this name, which is an artful combination of Pip and...
Phlaphlan /flǽflən/ (male/female)
First impressions aren’t this name’s strong suit, often sounding like repetitive gibberish the first 50 to 100 times a listener hears it....
Pistelle /pɪstɛ́l/ (female)
As regular readers know, World’s Best Baby Names has never endorsed the name ‘Pistol’ for a boy, despite its recent rise in popularity....
Pandabags /pǽndəbǽgz/ (male/female)
Nonsensical combinations of English nouns tend to show poorly in the global name market, and many would argue the same should be true of...
Pendula /pɛ́ndʒələ/ (female)
This name hangs in the heavens like a universal constant, swaying ever back and forth as the world spins helplessly below. Do you plan on...
Poward /páwərd/ (male)
Howard has always suffered from a weakness of the knees. It is a painfully bland name that has been outdated for well over 50 years. What...
Pripples /prɪ́pəlz/ (female)
Gentle ripples on a pond should be the first thing to pop into your head when you hear this vibrant name from late 2013. Critics who...
